The Etihad Residence - The Ultimate Plane Ticket
It's actually happening. My one of the dreams of my life has come back from the dead. That's right; like the Undertaker smashing his way out of a coffin, the Etihad Residence is officially back in the friendly skies.
But...what actually is the Etihad Residence, and why should you care?
What Is Etihad Airways?
Etihad Airways is the national carrier of the United Arab Emirates, specializing in luxury commercial travel. Etihad Airways is not one of those airlines that really appears on the radar of an American passenger. When we think of an airline, we think of our big carriers: Delta, United and American. When you expand globally, you actually realize that, of those three, only Delta really holds a lot of weight internationally. When you start to make your way to flagship cities, like London Heathrow, Paris or Rome, you begin to discover the higher-end airlines that were previously secretive to those out of the loop. Etihad falls squarely in that category alongside other Asian airlines like Qatar Airways and Singapore Airlines (which has their own unbelievable first class studio in "The Suites").
Based out of Abu Dhabi International Airport in the United Arab Emirates, Etihad has a sterling reputation worldwide for being one of the highest-end luxury airlines you can fly. Their economy class are commonly regarded as some of the best in the sky, and they only ratchet up the luxury from there. Their business class is internationally renowned, and the first class passengers in the upper deck aren't exactly complaining either. Etihad was one of the first airlines to test fully enclosed suites for their business and first class cabin, a trend that is just now reaching carriers like Delta who recently unveiled their new Delta One Suite.
So, to stay on the bleeding edge of innovation in the skies, Etihad stepped their game up even further and introduced "The Apartments."
The first time I saw these, I was floored. The Etihad Apartment is a self-contained unit with a closing door, giving you complete privacy in your own cabin. It has an over-sized chair for the main passenger in the suite, with a bench in case a loved one wants to come and hang out with you, or a business partner swings by to get some work done (what a prick, by the way). When you want to grab some sleep, the bench actually folds down into a double bed in the sky, giving you maximum room to stretch out. How do you make the bed? You don't! That is taken care of by the flight attendants. So what are you doing while you wait for the bed to get made? You have a shower. Seriously.
Did I also mention "dine on demand?" Sure it's 3am but you're in the mood for champagne and caviar. Hit your button on the included remote in your suite and BOOM, food is served, courtesy of the onboard chef that's there to cater to your every whim.
All this sounds pretty sweet right? Well Etihad decided that this just was not opulent enough for the top 1% of their passengers, so they stepped it up. Introducing, The Residence.
Diving Into The Etihad Residence
Let's start by saying this: this ticket is EXPENSIVE. Like, whatever you're thinking - double it. The fare cost depends on the route you're flying, but the average ticket cost on The Residence is between $31,000 and $68,000. After you're done picking your jaw up off the floor, I'll tell you what you get for what is essentially one year's paycheck signed over to the oil barons of the Middle East.
First, you get access to the exclusive airport lounge. This is really only a perk if you're flying through their Abu Dhabi hub, but it's almost worth it just to fly there and check it out. Worried about getting to the airport? Don't. Your private Audi A8 will be waiting for you at any requested time from your hotel to shuttle you to the airport, where you're rushed through check-in and security and then guided to the private lounge.
From there, you're greeted by a stunning first class lounge entrance upon arrival. But you aren't just any first-class passenger, sitting the with the paupers in their Apartments. You're a Residence flyer! You get access to the lounge-within-a-lounge.
Once you're in, you're in, so buckle up. The travel blog "One Mile At A Time" does an excellent job of documenting his travels through the lounge with his butler. In it, he outlines the custom meal he discussed with his private chef (with similar capabilities to the in-flight chef), a private spa and shave experience and a wine tasting, all from the comfort of his own lounge. Also note the dining tables, which are the same wood color and trim as the three-room suite you get when you're onboard. When you're a Residence passenger, you also get to select if you'd like to board the plane first, or last. Once you decide and your incredible lounge time is over, it's time to board the plane, shuttled there by your own guide in a golf cart.
Here's where it gets interesting: you get three rooms. Three. It's the largest of the first class suites in the aviation industry, and it isn't particularly close. Your main living room is the Apartment that I mentioned earlier, except you're in the front row of the cabin, but more on that later. You get all of the amenities of the Apartment, from the private living space to the over-sized chair and bench to the huge TV and in-flight entertainment. You also get your own cabin crew, including a personal butler who, rumor has it, went through intensive training at the prestigious and exclusive Savoy Hotel in London prior to their employment on the plane. Popular travel YouTuber Sam Chui described the personal touches that Etihad included in his Apartment, including a framed photo of himself, weirdly.
So let's talk about why you're at the front of the plane. It's because that is where the other two rooms are housed, and your Apartment is connected to them via a private walking area accessible only to you and your own butler. Here, you can open the door into your private, separate bedroom! Where as the typically Apartment flyer sees their bench turned into an admittedly world-class flat bed, you get a full bedroom, complete with a big television set packed with in-flight entertainment and a continuation of that butler service.
In order to get to the bedroom, however, you have to walk past your own personal ensuite bathroom. Complete with sink, personal vanity unit, toilet and onboard shower, this Residence basically rivals any one-bedroom you'd find in London or New York.
Why Do I Want This?
Indulge in the fantasy of high-end living and extravagant travel. Picture a whimsical dream where opulence meets convenience, and the world is your playground. Imagine seamlessly moving from the comfort of your bedroom to the luxury of your bathroom and the coziness of your living room, all while jetting around the globe on a private plane.
This lifestyle embodies the allure of the affluent, offering a taste of freedom and privilege that many aspire to. Jet-setting without the hassle of commercial flights sparks a desire for adventure and unique experiences. Sipping champagne at 30,000 feet, marveling at the world below, encapsulates the epitome of luxury and adventure.
For some, this exclusive mode of travel serves as a powerful motivator, driving them to pursue success and work towards their dreams. It symbolizes a world of possibilities and prestige, inspiring individuals to reach new heights in their aspirations.
Luxury travel represents more than just a physical journey; it embodies a mindset of abundance and endless discovery. It opens doors to extraordinary experiences and transcends the boundaries of ordinary life, inviting you to embrace a life of comfort, adventure, and prestige.
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